Snowman

I was looking through a fashion magazine this morning and came upon an article about best jeans for which body type (pre/postpregnancy of course). There were 3 I qualified for, so I asked your father "Am I curvy, hippy or busty?" and he said, "I think you're curvy." He could have stopped there but he proceeded to say, "You're kind of like a snowman," gesturing with his hands, "you have the bottom base, then the middle circle, then the top". Wow. I think a little part of me died right there.